PLAIN OL' TEE

Im not basic. Im understated. Im practical. Solid. Im easy-going. BUT, you do not want to mess with me. 

This product is almost perfect.
So we just rebranded,
repacked,
and sold it to you,
You saved jobs in another country.
You made jobs in the USA.
You diverted waste from the landl.
You got a pretty cool tee shirt that goes with everything..